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by shireling
Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:12 am
Forum: Journals
Topic: My dear Joon...
Replies: 1222
Views: 62957

Re: My dear Joon...

Well, another day, another crisis. The Honey bit his tongue during dinner, around 6. He said it was bleeding, but he's done this before and it took care of itself. But by 8:30 it was really coming on, and I got him a glass of salt water to swish around. Thanks to Jeannie for giving me too much for m...
by shireling
Sat Dec 08, 2018 4:20 pm
Forum: Journals
Topic: My dear Joon...
Replies: 1222
Views: 62957

Re: My dear Joon...

I bought a new wallet. I did my best. I really tried to save the one I had, but it was falling apart and even Gorilla Glue wasn't keeping it together anymore. So this morning, when the Honey was walking in the mall, I stayed in the anchor store he went in and hunted one down. The one I had was a bla...
by shireling
Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:45 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Ivy Bush - General Chat
Replies: 2733
Views: 128585

Re: The Ivy Bush - General Chat

I had help with decorating the trees from yesterday :lol: . I'm used to having a limited number of ornaments and tinsel to work with and just put some candles and a star the one. When I came back to that page today, I found a tree already done. I was able to finish the other two :D; I think they'd l...
by shireling
Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:09 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Ivy Bush - General Chat
Replies: 2733
Views: 128585

Re: The Ivy Bush - General Chat

Thank you so much for the Advent Calendar, Paddy! I've never had one before, and now I'm looking forward to the next day to see what's there :hug: .
by shireling
Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:33 am
Forum: Journals
Topic: My dear Joon...
Replies: 1222
Views: 62957

Re: My dear Joon...

Oh there's been so much going on! The bathroom was completed, I think I said that. There's only one thing wrong; the commode doesn't accommodate. We had the contractor and the head of the crew come over before signing off on the job, because we thought that it was fixed by them. They thought so too,...
by shireling
Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Re: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!

The Gift of the Hobbits (with apologies to O'Henry) It is only at Christmas, when all Hobbits say, That you don't give mathoms to each other that Day. Now it needn't be new or cost a whole lot; It can be whatever - whatever you've got, But gifted with plenty of love in your heart. So, gather round,...
by shireling
Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:11 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Re: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!

PIPPIN BABY (written by request of Lily Took) Pippin Baby, do you remember me - Lilly? Under the Party Tree? Pippin Baby, please come on down to see me tonight. Pippin Baby, I live on Bagshot Row - you know. A stony's throw from Frodo. Pippin Baby, please come on down to see me tonight. I just bake...
by shireling
Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:10 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Re: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!

HELLO, DARK LORD! (as sung to 'Camp Granada') Hello, Dark Lord! Mighty Sauron! This is Shagrat from Moronnen! So you'll know I'm not complaining When I say we'll have some fun once we start slaying. There's not much here, Dust and cinders. And there's no glass In the winders. Fat old Shelob, In the...
by shireling
Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:09 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Re: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!

GANDALF Got Pulled Over By A BALROG (as sung by Samwise Gamgee, who insisted on listing Bill the Pony) Gandalf got pulled over by a Balrog, Whipped him round the ankle, not the sleeve. You could say he's deader than a doorknob, Well, that's what me and Frodo all believe. We were ten at Elrond's Cou...
by shireling
Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:07 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Re: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!

I Want a Troop of Uruk-Hai for Christmas! I want a Troop of Uruk-Hai for Christmas! Only a Troop of Uruk-Hai will do! Don't need a Wraith, no stinky Smeagol doll - I want them to intimidate the bully down the hall! I want a troop of Uruk-Hai for Christmas! I don't think it's extravagant, do you? We...
by shireling
Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Re: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!

I Saw Passo Kissing Aragorn (for our Passo Largo) I saw Passo kissing Aragorn, Underneath the King's White Tree last night. They didn't see me creep, Downstairs to have a peep. They thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom, fast asleep. Then I saw Passo tickle Aragorn Underneath his beard in the ...
by shireling
Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:03 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Re: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!

Twelve MiddleEarth Days of Christmas On the First Day of Christmas, I found beneath my tree - A Balrog with Pink Slippers & Wings! On the Second Day of Christmas, I found beneath my tree - Two Conies Stewed, and... On the Third Day of Christmas, I found beneath my tree - Three Uruk-Hai... On th...
by shireling
Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:58 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 31

Time for LOTR Christmas Parodies! Yay!

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Songs & the annual "Gift of the Hobbits"! Enjoy!!!!!
by shireling
Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:37 pm
Forum: Journals
Topic: My dear Joon...
Replies: 1222
Views: 62957

Re: My dear Joon...

It was a very nice Thanksgiving.

There's so much that I am grateful for, that it's easier to list what I'm not. I hope your's was happy, that the Spirit has filled you as much as your tummy, and that this holiday season is the beginning of better things to come.

:hug:
sara
by shireling
Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:30 pm
Forum: Non-Fiction
Topic: Virtues...
Replies: 39
Views: 2645

Re: Virtues...

netfliximab: awed-frog: If you’re in need of ‘faith in humanity: restored’ news, a duck suddenly appeared on a remote island in the Pacific and no one’s sure how he even made it (the closest landmass, New Zealand, is about 1700 miles away) but, like, the entire population is now devoted to the duck...

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