What's The WORST Fantasy Novel You Have Ever Read?

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Re: What's The WORST Fantasy Novel You Have Ever Read?

Postby Halasian » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:39 pm

Keith wrote:I should shoot you for mentioning Wheel of Time and A Song of Ice and Fire in the same sentence... :P

:lol: :mrgreen:
Just call them as I (try) to read them, and both were unreadable to me...
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Re: What's The WORST Fantasy Novel You Have Ever Read?

Postby Candy Kane » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:23 am

I should have posted in here ages ago.

Does Chariots of the Gods count as fantasy? It's not written as a novel, but oh, such tripe! It was really funny in places, though. It amused me to imagine Bible characters dealing with the aftermath of a nuclear war.
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Re: What's The WORST Fantasy Novel You Have Ever Read?

Postby TomCotton » Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:10 pm

Candy Kane wrote:I should have posted in here ages ago.

Does Chariots of the Gods count as fantasy? It's not written as a novel, but oh, such tripe! It was really funny in places, though. It amused me to imagine Bible characters dealing with the aftermath of a nuclear war.


But it is all true! Just ask von Däniken, he'll tell you. :roll: :lmao:

He'll try to sell you some more books, too, which is the whole reason behind all of that kind of tripe. When I read that cwrap many decades ago it was an exercise in eye rolling and exclaiming :wtf: every few minutes.
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Re: What's The WORST Fantasy Novel You Have Ever Read?

Postby shireling » Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:30 pm

I can't remember any, sad to say. If they didn't have me by then end of the second page, I was done.
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