Movie sequels we don't want to see

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Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby Keith » Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:03 am

2013: The Sun Blows Up

Wall Street 3: The Banks Strike Back

Sarah Palin: Lust For Glory

11 Things I Hate About You: The Divorce

The Twilight Saga: You'll Pay To See It No Matter What We Call It

Transformers 3: Now With Even More Wacky Ethnic Stereotypes

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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby shireling » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:39 pm

:lol:

Halloween: The New Generation

Ice Age: Mammoths Do Manhattan

Robin Hood: The Roast of Friar Tuck
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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby CaptDon » Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:29 am

Star Trek 12: Waking Up Kahn Early

Star Wars Episode 7: Han & Luke The Geriatric Years
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Postby Keith » Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:54 pm

The B-Team (in which the A-Team go on holiday and a slightly less cool group of mercenaries have to do their mission instead)

9,000BC: Who Were We Trying To Kid? Now With Dinosaurs!

Lost In Space 2: Asking For Directions

Battlestar Galactica FINAL: Everything Is Controlled By Alien Space Bats And The Illuminati; What, You Were Expecting It To Make Sense?

American Psycho 2: American Psychiatrist

Bad Boys 3: The Independent Police Complaints Commission Would Like A Word

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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby MsBrandybuck » Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:53 pm

Shrek V: Revenge of the Ogres

Monty Python Cirque du Starship

Deliverance II: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

House on Haunted Hill: The Foreclosure
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Postby shireling » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:20 pm

God, Ms. B., I'm so envious :yes: ! Wish I'd come up with those!
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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby ashbow » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:35 pm

Charlotte's Web 3 "Beyond the Butcher Shop"

Rocky 9 "No hitting below the adult diapers"

Return from Oz "Dorothy shovels horse poo, and prays for another tornado"

A Star is Born II (in 3-D)

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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby shireling » Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:09 pm

ashbow wrote:Charlotte's Web 3 "Beyond the Butcher Shop"

Rocky 9 "No hitting below the adult diapers"

Return from Oz "Dorothy shovels horse poo, and prays for another tornado"

A Star is Born II (in 3-D)


:lol: or -
Rocky 9 : The Depends Belt

A Star is Born IV: Barb & Kris meet Abbott & Costello *

(*Actually there are already three of these! Janet Gaynor & Fredrick March (1937, my favorite), Judy Garland & James Mason (1954), and Barbra Streisand & Kris Kristofferson (1976))
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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby TomCotton » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:24 pm

I would not like to see a sequel to The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Curtain and Howard were some interesting characters, but it seems just right to leave the story where it did. Of course you could have Dobbs come back and haunt them, demanding his share of the gold. :lol:
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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby ashbow » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:17 pm

Ferris Bueller's Next Day Off (you just couldn't beat his first adventure)

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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby MsBrandybuck » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:42 pm

ashbow wrote:Ferris Bueller's Next Day Off (you just couldn't beat his first adventure)


Ha! I agree. Besides, I don't think Matthew Broderick could manage it again- a bit to old for high school.
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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby v0id » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:49 pm

Keith wrote:
American Psycho 2: American Psychiatrist



They actually already made an American Psycho 2 ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Psycho_2

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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby TomCotton » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:49 pm

MsBrandybuck wrote:Ha! I agree. Besides, I don't think Matthew Broderick could manage it again- a bit to old for high school.


What they would do is make Matthew Broderick the father this time and show what his son would do. :roll:
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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby shireling » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:36 pm

CaptDon wrote:...

Star Wars Episode 7: Han & Luke The Geriatric Years

:lmao: It's well in the works, guys, and there's nothing we can do to stop it!
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Re: Movie sequels we don't want to see

Postby Padfoot » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:23 am

Star Wars Episode 7: Han & Luke The Geriatric Years

Yes, I'm afraid we can't avoid this one :lmao: :lmao:
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