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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:29 pm

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Re: Funnies

Postby Padfoot » Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:27 pm

Loved it!
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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:04 am

That's what I miss about having a bird, especially a variety of parrot. Just hilarious, being themselves.
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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:50 pm

kintatsujo:

nathanielthecurious:

Yesterday I passed a group of four young girls selling cookies on the corner.
“Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?” asked one of them, who was probably twelve or thirteen.
Thinking this was a funny opportunity to quote the Adams Family, I asked, “Are they made with real Girl Scouts?”
The girl didn’t miss a beat. “Oh yes,” she said, “The little ones taste best.”

You should NEVER test little girls on that road because they will absolutely take you down it

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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:36 pm

(while driving past McGrady's Irish Pub)

Husband: I wonder how they enforce it.
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