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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Tue Feb 02, 2016 2:00 pm

Padfoot wrote:That sounds not only like football, but also like soccer to me... :D :lol:

Come to think of it, that sounds like every game that's got a ball and two teams jostling for it :lol: .
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Re: Funnies

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Re: Funnies

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Re: Funnies

Postby Padfoot » Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:27 am

Ouch!! :lol:
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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:01 pm

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goddamnshinyrock:
The Lady of Shallots, John William Waterhouse, 1888, oil on canvas (with slight modern additions).
I just made an art history/produce pun, which means the potential audience is like, one person. and that person is me.
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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:22 am

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I thought just one more before the snow's gone.
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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:40 am

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He-he...Oh, wait! I forgot this!

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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:43 pm

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Re: Funnies

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Re: Funnies

Postby shireling » Sat Nov 19, 2016 3:12 pm

One evening, an elderly man walks into a bar...

He is well-dressed. His silver hair is groomed, his beard is trimmed and as he passes, the faint scent of an expensive cologne hangs in the air. At the bar, seated on one of the stools, is a lady. She, too, quite struck in years, is impeccably clad and wears a simple necklace of matched pearls. One pearl is set in the lobe of each ear, but her manicured fingers are bare.

The old gentleman sidles up beside her, lightly brushing her arm as he takes his seat. He orders a Scotch on the rocks, takes a sip and turning to the woman at his side, says

"Do I come here often?"

...heard on THE BEST OF CARTALK
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