Postby shireling » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:36 pm
I was thinking, maybe there should be a Founding Fathers Series:
George Washington Voodoo Van Helsing (People think our First President was of the Order of Freemasons. But how many knew that this was just a ruse to keep them from the Truth at Mt. Vernon!?)
Thomas Jefferson Beast Master (He actually found the remains of giant prehistoric sloths on his estate - only who knew they would still be alive and carnivarous beneath Montecello!?)
Ben Franklin Mad Scientist (Yes, he harnessed electricity with a key-strung kite in a thunderstorm! And founded the post office, libraries, fire departments, wood stoves, lightening rods, and air bathing! But none suspected that his edit of the Declaration of Independence held the lone copy of "Bringing Back the Dead through Electricity!!)

"He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God." - Aeschylus
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